During my hospital stay, if I had to get up to say, go to the bathroom (and really that was the only reason I ever left my bed), I had to call for a nurse to help me.  I’m pretty sure Jamie Lee wore a diaper, but she was in the same situation as me.  If she wanted to get up, she had to call a nurse.  Only Jamie Lee didn’t talk so how was Jamie Lee to call for a nurse?  I learned the first night that Jamie Lee called for a nurse by simply getting out of bed and setting off her bed alarm – which was a terribly loud beeping sound.  Sometimes they came right away to tend to Jamie Lee and sometimes they didn’t. 

On the day after my surgery – when I was a total mess – I puked on a nurse and I felt terrible about it. I think Jamie Lee secretly thought I was trying to one up her so that night when she got out of bed and set off her alarm, before the nurses came in, Jamie Lee started to pee… on the floor… right were she stood.  One point Jamie Lee.

Jamie Lee got up and set off her bed alarm at least once every night during my stay.  I, of course, would wake up when this happened.  Because it was a semi private room and I was still somewhat blind, I couldn’t see what was going on – nor did I really want to.  I could only imagine what Jamie Lee was doing.  Actually, a few times I was convinced she was coming over to my side of the room where she would clench my gown in her fists and whisper sternly in my ear, “Get me the hell out of here!”  Or maybe she would try and smoother me with a hositpa; grade pillow – really, it could’ve gone either way. 

I was also convinced that Jamie Lee was not as out of it as everyone thought she was.  I imagined she was in there laughing at all these young folks yelling at her to get back in bed and asking if she can hear them.  Peeing on the floor, Jamie Lee was thinking, “Take that, white girl.”  I also believed that Jamie Lee could talk, she just chose not to talk.

Most importantly I imagined Jamie Lee planning a great escape.  One of the nights Jamie Lee got up and set off the alarm it took a while for the nurses to come in and get her back to bed.  I thought, “Jamie, you old bat, you did it, you got them at the right time!  Make a run for it, Jamie!”  I imagined Jamie Lee getting to the elevator and out the front door, her diapered ass hanging out for all to see.  Maybe she would make it all the way to the road before someone got her.  Maybe not.  Either way, she gave it a go.  You go Jamie Lee, I thought, you go.

I didn’t see Jamie Lee the day I left the hospital.  I am not sure where she is now.  But I'd like to think she is waking someone up every night while trying to either attack or make a run for it or just pee on the floor to get back at a nurse who talked to her wrong.  As much as I believed Jamie Lee was still in her head somewhere, I believe Jamie Lee is still out there now – laughing at all us white girls.